Braun is cleared, ESPN covers it after Danica Patrick wrecks
December 10, 2011: SportsCenter’s #1 story is “Ryan Braun Tests Positive for PED.” February 23, 2012: After Ryan Braun is cleared, SportsCenter opens with a 15-second blurb with two mention of how...
View ArticleThe Ryan Braun Roadshow Has Begun
by J. LaSussa This week Ryan Braun began what will be a season long of boos and taunts on the road in Chicago. Seeing the Cubs fans booing Braun made me laugh. Isn’t Chicago the town that stood up...
View ArticleHey Kids! Take PED’s And You’ll End Up Getting $16 Million
by Tommy Gimler Here’s something that’s more disgusting than Steve Buscemi’s teeth. R.A. Dickey just won the National League Cy Young Award, and he is having trouble getting a reasonable offer from...
View ArticleSo Apparently It Wasn’t Just The Miracle Work Of His Lord Savior Jesus Christ
by Tommy Gimler Is anybody really that shocked by the Sports Illustrated report of Ray Lewis taking a banned substance to speed up his recovery from a torn triceps muscle? It’s really the equivalent...
View ArticleYou’re A Piece Of Shit, Ryan Braun
by Tommy Gimler The Hebrew Hammer just got nailed. Major League baseball suspended Ryan Braun this afternoon for the rest of the 2013 season for his role in the Biogenesis scandal and for “violations...
View ArticleA DUD Editorial: The Ryan Braun Editorial Written By The Milwaukee Journal...
by Tommy Gimler It’s been two days since turd outfielder Ryan Braun was suspended for the remainder of the 2013 MLB season for his role in the Biogenesis scandal. And just like every major news story,...
View ArticleDUD Commentary: Jhonny Peralta Gives Us 52 Million Reasons Why Every Aspiring...
by Tommy Gimler How’s this for a doping penalty? After making $5.5 million for a stellar 2012 season in which he hit .239 with 13 home runs and 63 RBI for Detroit, Jhonny Peralta earned a pro-rated $6...
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Breaking News: Ryan Braun Busted For PEDs Again
by Tommy Gimler Ryan Braun’s name has been scratched from Ron Roenicke’s lineup card for tonight’s game against the Atlanta Braves, and a source inside the Milwaukee Brewers organization told The...
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Breaking News: Clayton Kershaw Suspended 80 Games For PED Use
by Tommy Gimler LA’s road back to the Fall Classic just got a lot tougher. Stunning news out of Chavez Ravine Sunday morning, as numerous sources are reporting that pitcher Clayton Kershaw has tested...
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